Archives: Asides

50 years after John F. Kennedy’s assassination people are still talking about the supposed conspiracies that circulate the event.  It’s probably the best known of the conspiracy theories around.  It’s the G Major First Hand scale (the “head honcho scale” as my ex-guitar teacher used to say) of conspiracy theories.  It’s certainly one that most …

I had heard about this movie called The Room a few years ago.  It was becoming a word-of-mouth legend much like how some beautiful foreign film starts off in a small market and then balloons to national attention and gains Oscar buzz.  Great movies find an audience.  The Room was kind of like that…but it …

I checked out this movie called “Haunter” last night and I didn’t really have high hopes for it.  Actually, I had no hopes at all.  In fact, I was a little leery of it because it had the girl from “Little Miss Sunshine” in it.  Horror movies with movie stars in them always tip me …

Dammit, Would You Rather could have been a good movie if they would’ve just tweaked a few dozen hundred things. First off, let me just give you a brief synopsis of what this movie is about.  Alright, the movie starts off by focusing on the pretty blonde girl. So already you know that this is …

Lizzie Borden’s Revenge is a true horror movie in that it’s absolutely a horrific waste of time.  Some people love bad movies just so they can rip on how awful they are and laugh at the acting.  These are movies like “Troll 2” and “The Room.”  They’re movies that were made with the best of …

I’m a huge horror movie fan.  What can I say, it’s a bit of an addiction.  The thing I like about horror movies is that I like finding a gem within the wash of repetitive and predictable garbage that’s out there.  And there’s a shit load of awful horror movies that are doing the same …